For readers who like their fictional men served like snacks they absolutely should not be trusted around 🍬

This vinyl sticker features a candy bag filled with masked men designed like sweets, labeled “fictional men candy”. Because your taste in men is questionable, but at least it’s consistent. A reminder that real-life options are limited, but fictional ones are always fully stocked and slightly unhinged.

Stick it on your Kindle, laptop, water bottle, planner, or anywhere you want to publicly announce your preferred food group is emotionally unavailable men in masks.

Size: 52 x 6 mm

Made with thick, durable vinyl that’s waterproof, weatherproof, dishwasher safe and built to survive coffee spills, emotional damage, late-night reading spirals, and whatever chaos your current book boyfriend is putting you through.

Perfect for BookTok lovers, dark romance readers, masked man enthusiasts, and anyone who treats fictional men like a carefully curated snack aisle 🖤